May 032013
 

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“If I am on fire, put me out. If you put me out by rolling me on the ground, do not let me roll down a hill. If I do roll down a hill and get stuck under some bushes, just leave me there; you’ve given me enough ‘help’ already.” –Jack Handey from -Thank You for Stopping- found in -Fierce Pajamas- (A New Yorker Humor Anthology).


 

body worker ≠ sex worker

discomfort ≠ pain

i like you a lot ≠ i love you

vice-president ≠ president

99% ≠ 100%

friendly ≠ flirting

trying your best ≠ winning

getting undressed ≠ getting naked

looking ≠ seeing

giving up = losing

 
 

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