hag in a bag

hag in a bag

If I could speak another language, I’d want it to be a language in which there were no possible way to say this: I hate myself.

Cannibal Dance

Cannibal Dance

Let’s have her meet a sexy stranger. She hooks up, falls in love, but never has to deal with details like sleep disorders, childcare, and debt.

Distorted Thinking, Miami

Distorted Thinking, Miami

I haven’t heard anything about chimpanzees running wild there, or biting off anyone’s face. Though I think there was a face-biting incident, involving a vagrant man under a bridge.

the facts we hate

the facts we hate

But a regret is a regret, and we have the right to have as many as we want. Mine boils down to this: I always wished I were cool. It boils down to this: I was kind of sorry to be a girl.

what happened was . . .

what happened was . . .

Running around the desert blowing up oil fields and killing children and whatnot. The five soldiers deem this unproductive behavior.

that thing you want

that thing you want

Let’s say you have to give something up in order to get what you want. The more you want it, the more you have to give up.